Usmażony Justin Bieber

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Oj, biedny Justin, chyba nie do końca wiedział, w co się wkopał. W niedzielę na kanale Comedy Central *odbył się długoczekiwany *Celebrity Roast z jego udziałem.

W popularnym show wzięli udział m.in. Kevin Hart, Jeffrey Ross, Hannibal Burres, Natasha Leggero oraz Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal i Martha Stewart. Jak zwykle było strasznie wesoło… no może tylko nie dla samego bohatera programu.



Przeczytacie, jak 21-letni gwiazdor obrywał od komików i innych artystów za swoją fryzurę, zachowanie na scenie i wybryki pozasceniczne.

Kevin Hart:
“Justin has fans in middle school or staying 500 feet away from one.”
“Justin has the voice of an angel … and the driving skills of Stevie Wonder.”
“Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house — not gangsta.”

Shaquille O’Neal:
“Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people.”

Ludacris:
“A feud with One Direction? That’s like a fight between don’t-care and who-gives-a-shit.
“You act so much like a pussy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you.”

Snoop Dogg:
“Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right.”

Martha Stewart:
“Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.”

Will Ferrell:
“Justin Bieber is a full-grown man who works and loves and makes things with his hands. He sings to 9-year-olds and his hair is like a gay figure skater.”

Hannibal Buress:
“Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy.”

Jeff Ross:
“Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you? Selena Gomez had sex with [you]… proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.”

Poniedziałek, 16. Marca 2015

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